who are you
why are you here
do I know you
what do you fear
have we met before
or chatted online
what do you look like
I bet you look fine
do you like to exercise
or swing a short whip
are you romantic
and like candlesticks
do you like roses
do you like music
are you into rock
or are you into country
long or short socks
do you want forevers
or only one night
do you dream of tomorrow
or only first light
do you want someone taller
do you mind if he's not
do you want some italian
or is elsewhere your lot
do you search for intimacy
and kisses galore
or casual moments
some sun and no more
are you satisfied with your body
do you have a big butt
do you want a boob job
or chocolate walnuts
would you move for love
or only for cash
what moves you honey
what causes a splash
will you be mine forever
or only one night
what do you want
when we turn off the light


OK guys, what the hell do I write in response to this?? Some of these blokes just take the biscuit don't they??!!